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Courses the opposite sex needs to take!!
by WillB on Nov.21, 2008, under Great Stories, Relationships
Here are some courses for men taught by women and for women taught by men. I put the courses for men first. I mean I don’t need these classes but for the rest of the men out there. And ladies no matter how perfect your gender is, your classes are second.
Courses for
Men and Women
Courses for Men
Taught by women, for men.
| 101 | Combating Stupidity |
| 102 | You Too Can Do Housework |
| 103 | P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut |
| 104 | How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray |
| 105 | We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money |
| 106 | Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM |
| 107 | Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly “Don’t Wash My Silks”) |
| 108 | Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception |
| 109 | Get a Life – Learn How To Cook |
| 110 | How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong |
| 111 | Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right |
| 112 | Understanding Your Financial Incompetence |
| 113 | You – The Weaker Sex |
| 114 | Reasons To Give Flowers |
| 115 | How To Stay Awake After |
| 116 | Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom |
| 117 | Garbage – Getting It To the Curb |
| 118A | You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try |
| 118B | The Morning Dilemma – If It’s Awake, Take a Shower |
| 119 | The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous |
| 120 | How To Put The Toilet Seat Down |
| 121 | How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost |
| 122 | The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency |
| 123 | Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes |
| 124 | How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children |
| 125 | You Too Can Be a Designated Driver |
| 126 | Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked |
| 127 | Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works |
| 128 | The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary |
| 129 | Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary |
| 130 | Real Men Ask For Directions |
| 131 | How To Take Illness Like a Man |
Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women.
| 101 | Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV |
| 102 | Doing Housework Without Complaining |
| 103 | Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge |
| 104 | Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends) |
| 105 | Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?” |
| 106 | Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother |
| 107 | Learning How to Initiate Intimacy |
| 108 | How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong |
| 109 | Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?” |
| 110 | Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must |
| 111 | The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too |
| 112 | Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to “Make Love” |
| 113 | “The Weekend” and “Long Boring Walks” Are Not Synonymous |
| 114 | How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him |
| 115 | The Remote Control: Don’t Touch What You Can’t Handle |
| 116 | You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone |
| 117 | Honest, You Don’t Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You’re Acceptable |
| 118 | Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough) |
| 119 | Runs In Your Nylons? It’s Not the End of the World |
| 120 | Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook |
| 121 | Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There |
| 122 | Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours |
| 123 | Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases |
| 124 | Makeup: The Less is More Theory |
| 125 | Nagging: Stop the Insanity! |
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