Funny Videos

Comedian Kirk Fox talks about Glass blowing and a watch that tells the phases of the moon.  “Whats the difference between looking at the moon and my watch?”.  Funny video.  Enjoy!!

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These guys manage to drop a steamroller on a car. I don’t know who hired the guy operating the crane but start looking for another job dude. What do you do after dropping something like that on someone’s car? Leave a note? Its pretty funny. Enjoy!!
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Wow!  This guy in the picture is SO busted.  OK quick tip for the guys… never look at another woman after you get married; especially a cheerleader.  Never!  I’ve been married for 8 years and I haven’t even seen a woman since.  That might be because my wife is just so beautiful that I cant take my eyes off of her (she will read this later).  don’t be this guy!

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Here are some courses for men taught by women and for women taught by men.  I put the courses for men first.  I mean I don’t need these classes but for the rest of the men out there.  And ladies no matter how perfect your gender is, your classes are second.

Courses for
Men and Women

Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

Courses for Women

Taught by men, for women.

This cat is awesome!  The cat only moves when the guy isn’t looking at it.  Ninja kitty gets closer and closer preparing for the right moment to take you down.  I don’t ever know how we came to believe that we own cats.  This cat is obviously letting his pet live because of grace.  Enjoy!

This guy looks just like the cartoon Peter Griffin from family guy.  I bet this guy hears that all the time.

Peter (when he’s hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Peter (after Lois tells him he’s childish): “If I’m a child that means you’re a pedophile, and I’ll be damned if i’m going stand here and take this from a pervert.”

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits. It says, ‘Oooooo.’
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can’t swim!
Peter: Oh, he’s not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he’s a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn’t mean he can’t hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida
newspapers: (Who says seniors don’t have a sense
of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired
beauty, 80’s, slim, 5′4″ (Used to be 5′6″), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who
has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for
someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let’s get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with
original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like
to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still
like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and
listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday
through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads
together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including
hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running
condition, but walks well.